And after the ladies I ran,

Said Jenny to Amily, Oh, he’s a jammily,

“Morally, family man.”

Chorus

But I’m now a good goody young man,

A head rather “Woody” young man:

Body quite rickety, pose plas-tickety,

Never go wrong young man.

I once was a three-and-six dinner young man,

And at table knew which was the best end;