A noli-me-tangere,

Quickly-made-anger-y,

Not to be chaffed Old Man.

Marquis of Salisbury.

A reckless and fierce Old Man,

A not-mind-a-fib Old Man;

A Schouvaloff-Treatery,

Up-to-deceitery,

Berlin fiasco Old Man!

Sir Stafford H. Northcote.