The Liverpool Weekly Post. April 2, 1887.

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The Songs of the Professions.

The Church.

When I went to the Church, as a very young man,

(Said I to myself, said I)

I’ll work on the good old pluralist plan

(Said I to myself, said I).

I’ll marry the daughter of Bishop or Dean;

To the best paying side in church politics lean,