Which the life of each hapless tenant loads

With cramps and chills and with torture grim,

’Till Death itself seems a boon to him;

No, I as a fiend will not appear

In the happy days of the Glad New Year!”

Said a City Alderman, “I will try

My enemies’ sneers to falsify;

I’ll curb, as much as ever I’m able,

My gluttonous taste at the Civic table;

I’ll do my best, too, myself to force