I’ll live upon credit when minus of cash,

In the eyes of the world I will cut such a dash,

That envious chappies shall cry, “Can’t he ‘mash’!”

(Said I to myself, said I).

I’ll never drink anything else but best “cham.”

(Said I to myself, said I),

Or “cotton” to fairies who’re not “real jam”

(Said I to myself, said I);

But of dear little pets I will have the first pick,

And dress in a style most decidedly “chick.”