If I must be a clerk to be perched on a stool

(Said I to myself, said I),

I’ll not give up “mashing,” I’m not such a fool

(Said I to myself, said I).

So now where’s that berth advertised in the News?

I’m sure with my figure they cannot refuse——

Hallo! what is this—“No mashers!” the deuce!

(Said I to myself, said I).

Funny Folks. May, 1884.

A political imitation of this song appeared in England for July 4, 1885, but it had little interest, and is now out of date.