Yet everybody says I’m such a disingenuous man!

And I can’t think why!

“I’m blind to every party sin, and personal defect,

But ready any Land League fault most sternly to correct;

’Gainst Orangemen’s besotted crimes I closely shut my eyes,

But mark the slips of Nationalists with most severe surprise.

And when their foul abuse of us I hear them trying at,

Why, I feel they ought to know we claim monopoly of that!

But although I’ve acted in this way since manhood I began,

Yet people will insist I’m such an undesirable man!