“Oh, willow, jamwillow, jamwillow!”
He pulled at the trigger again and again,
Singing, “Willow, jamwillow, jamwillow!”
But, alas! all his struggles were clearly in vain,
Oh, “willow, jamwillow, jamwillow!”
He threw down the arm, and a “Drat it!” he gave;
Then he turned and he ran, though undoubtedly brave,
And he shouted, while striving his bacon to save,
“Oh, willow, jamwillow, jamwillow!”
Now, I feel just as sure as I’m sure that my name