We find in confectioner’s cakes

The children unto ’em will cling, tra la,

Though they’re spongy and tough as a string, tra la,

And simply are leathery fakes!

And that’s why we’re sad when they pass us a thing,

Made out of the flour that blooms in the spring.

The houses we clean in the spring, tra la,

Give a blow to all social sunshine,

And we profanely say as we sing, tra la,

That we’d like to be hanged on a string, tra la,