And yet, when on the bench next day, no sign of mercy shows;

But far beyond the lay J.P.’s most eagerly he goes,

To crushing sentences inflict, and cruel fines impose;

Like a modern J.P. Vicar, one of the present time!

The parish next to his as priest an Honourable can claim,

Who that fat living holds because he bears his father’s name;

And who, the simple truth to tell, a clergyman became,

Because too mentally obtuse to otherwise win fame;

Like the high-born modern Vicar, one of the present time!

Lawn-tennis is the only thing on which he seems intent,