That little surprise.

Chorus.—Long it has been on the rise.

Ah! what a surprise!

Who will be telling G. J. he is wrong?

This is penny-wise!

Working men’s ’baccy tax—give that a wipe,

Please the poor feeders on porter and tripe

Friend of the “Masses,” put that in your pipe,—

Ain’t that a surprise?

Fancy my Budget’s a fine work of Art.