Now for the witticisms cheap,

That sting with knat-bite power:

The sentence based on hasty peep,

And visit of an hour:

Bewildered boobies (nine in ten)

Admire our sportive way:

Uprouse ye then, my men of merry pen,

It is the Opening Day.

Who heeds the painter’s saddened brow,

The wolf he keeps from door,