Parody of a well-known Salvation Army Song.

Now I have been a warm ’un in my time,

I have drank and been in rows by the score,

But now I’ve given it up and signed the pledge,

And vowed that I would do so never more.

’Tis true that I have joined a goodly crew,

That never, hardly ever, say sware;

The dark half-hours are nice, I’ve been in them once or twice,

So I know what it is to be there.

When first I saw this very happy band,