I told him I had never made a bet,
When a crowd got round and soon began to swear,
And when they tore my clothes, blacked my eyes, and broke my nose,
Oh, I knew what it was to be there!
(Chorus.)—To be there, &c.
Written by C. A. Page. Composed by J. Iliffe. Published by Messrs. Francis Bros. & Day, 195, Oxford Street London.
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THE TAILOR’S HOLIDAY.
A Parody of Jack’s Yarn.
’Twas on a Monday morn, and the Tailor played the horn,