Lord Fitz-Faddle he lived in Bel-gra-vi-a,
And being tired of town and ennui
He resolved to put up for M.P. somewhere,
A Parliament Member to be-e-e,
An honorable M.P. to be.
Lord Fitz-Faddle he asked what sum in hard “posh,”
Of his Tory friend, “W.B.”
It required, to get in for the City of Bosh,
And what the expenses might be-e-e,
And what the expenses would be.