But I’m strictly Conservative of my cash.
No lord of the shire
Nor prince is higher
In my esteem than C. B., Esquire.
My dusk performances are my best
While working men work, I take my rest,
I bid my disciples prevent new lives,
Reading “Fruits of Philosophy” with their wives.
And to save their pence, as they’ve got no soul
To help me to win at Northampton poll,