“That fain would cram each pigeon-hole

“With seven-shilling pieces!

“No, no—it will not do, Black Jack

“It shall not do, by Jingo;

Old plays and prices we’ll have back,

And no outlandish lingo!”

The orchestra struck up in vain,

Macbeth and wife were hiss’d!

And “Birnham Wood to Dunsinane

Unnotic’d pass’d, I wist.