He maundered here, he meandered there,

For a good two hours, or, some say, three,

In the style of oration called roundaboutation,

Until his hearers they wos wearee.

For forty long years he had held the opinion,

And still his belief in that same wos strong,

That the jade Free Trade, deemed so fair and lovely,

Wos a vain deloosion wich led men wrong.

We’d abandon’d our old lady-love, Protection,

In favour of a minx wot wos far too free: