(“Heigho!” says Randy)

“The principal spoon in the Tory dish

Of Salisbury, Halsbury, gammon and spinach.”

(“Boo! boo!” says cross little Randy.)

“Our Tory colours we’ll change about,”

(“Hurroo!” says Randy)

“If you’ll help to keep old Gladstone out,

With a Hartington, Salisbury gammon and spinach.”

(“Yah! yah!” says sharp little Randy.)

“No! Mr. Sarum, I can’t go with you.”