(“Invertebrate!” sneers Randy)

A chief of followers bereft,”

With a Salisbury, Halsbury, Goschen and spinach,

(“Quite so!” says smart little Randy)

So off he went to Mr. G.

(“Silly Bob,” says Randy)

Who said he’d accept the Chancell’rie,

With a Northbrook, Lansdowne gammon and spinach,

(“Pooh, pooh,” says bad little Randy.)

But when he reached his home again,