What has become of the sun, sirs?

Easter our temper exceedingly tries,

When Easter is not a fine one, sirs.

Coughing Chorus—Easter, alas, &c.

Easter is made up of drizzle and snow,

Easter is changeable very,

Easter’s unlike what it was years ago;

But still let us all drink and be merry.

Sneezing Chorus—Easter, alas. &c.