I would break with you a lance—if you please, Tom Smith.

I’m myself a family man, and I don’t believe you can

Contrive to live with yours on bread and cheese—Tom Smith.

You’ve “a hundred pounds a year”—well, let’s even say it’s clear

Of income-tax, that’s not two pounds a week—Tom Smith.

But the cottage is “your own,” so the rent must in be thrown,

Which I grant will help your income out to eke—Tom Smith.

Per contra, you’ve a wife, as dear to you as life,—

I hope she is, I’m sure, for both your sakes—Tom Smith.

But the more you hold her dear, the more must be your fear,