No three-outs I’ll have, but my whack to the brim.

For when I was born my mother gave me gin.

The gin it flow’d the glasses to adorn,

On the drunken hour when I was born;

The nurse she sang, but I did scream,

My mother called out for valley’s cream;

And never was known such a drunken crush,

As welcomed to life this child of lush!

I’ve lived since then in riot and din,

Full thirty winters quite warm with gin;