We’ll build a Van that hath equal space,

And horse it with horses that go the pace;

With a scowling blackguard the box we’ll man,

Let people get out of the way who can.”

I have lived since then in storm and strife,

The fierce Van-Demon’s right jovial life.

I drive like mad,—if a cove complains,

He gets an oath or a cut for his pains;

And right and left doth the traffic fly,

When my thundering Juggernaut car comes by.