And next we heard a rush of steam, but nothing could we see,

But a whistle and a puff among the fir-trees on our lee.

We watched the passing vapour till it vanished round the steep,

Then back again t’wards home with all our luggage did we creep;

But never from that moment, having once been ‘sold,’ again

We patronised the omnibus that always missed the train.

From A Pottle of Strawberries, by Albert Smith.


The Alderman.

(By a Parishioner of St. Stephen’s, Walbrook.)