But he gives an imitation of an apoplectic fit.

I am not very captious, and I wish not to complain—

But what a crying grievance is the Baby in the Train!

I wish to feign the friendly, but I earnestly reflect—

In silly finger-snapping do I lose my self respect?

Can I crow or can I chuckle with a countenance serene?

Is “kitchee-kitchee” fitted for my gravity of mien?

Can I talk of “doggie-oggies,” or prate of “ittle dears”?

Is “peep-bo” fit amusement for a person of my years?

And though I do my very best to try to entertain,