Heigho! I’m the regular doo,

Floating down Life’s river on an I.O.U.

I’m Director of ten railways, and a tip-top swell,

My villa’s at Richmond, my Club in Pall Mall.

I laugh at petty larcenies, and never cut my stick,

For this is the way we do the trick.

Sign the Bill Stamp, sign,

Sign the Bill Stamp, sign.

You may revel all night, and yet feel all right,

If you only do a bill in the morning.