Real Havannah! O who would dare,
Meerschaum or hookah with thee compare?
When thy bright tip any mortal may see,
Thou art his choice, and a smoker is he:
Real Havannah, &c.
Real Havannah! primest of stuff,
Sell me no humbug, vender of snuff;
Think not on me you can cut any jokes,
’Tis Toper Thomas himself who now smokes:
Real Havannah, &c.