THE TWO OBADIAHS.

Said the young Obadiah to the old Obadiah,

I am dry, Obadiah, I am dry.

Said the old Obadiah, to the young Obadiah,

Well, that’s queer, Obadiah, so am I.

So am I.

But the two Obadiahs had between them not a brown,

And all they sought to borrow from responded with a frown.

You must pay us what you owe before we lend you what you need,

Said the old Obadiah “that be d——d.”