Said the Young Tory Leader to the Old Tory Leader,
“Do have done, Tory Leader, do have done!
For your talk at first amused me, but it now begins to bore,
So let me plainly tell you that I wish to hear no more;
Or you’ll make me put my foot down, as I’ve put it down before,
When, as you will not forget, I’ve always won!”
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(Five verses omitted.)
Truth. November 25, 1886.