Yet people dare to say that when a soap I recommend,

It’s not because I merely wish the maker to befriend;

And that when I am photographed (in somewhat scant attire),

’Tis not twelve copies for myself alone that I require.

Chorus.—Yet we’re are a happy familee, &c.

Truth, Christmas Number. 1884.


A Lay of the Law.

The Crusted Old Bencher sings.

We are a Corporation rich, with coffers filled with gold;