And one said “Mind your eye, Staff, there’s Reaction in the wind,

And soon, by hook or crook, we a winning cry shall find.”

Look ye there!

They spouted and they flouted, and the first thing they did find,

Was a tattered scare-crow-mummy-thing, which seemed much to their mind.

Look ye there!

One said it was a scare-crow, but another he said “Nay;

It’s the real farmer’s friend, Fair Trade, and I think this cry will pay.”

Look ye there!

They spouted and they flouted, and the next thing they did find