If Dirty Deeds.

(Sung by an inebriated Chimney-sweep.
After Sullivan’s “If Doughty Deeds.”
)

I.

If dirty deeds my lady please,

I’m jest the man to soot ’er;

With me she’s sure to feel at ease,

Both now and in the futur’.

A dingy colour o’er me lies,

Wot pictur’s forth my art;

Wich, if it gets into my heyes,