With hogsheads of claret and sherry.

Jolly Nose! he who sees thee across a broad glass,

Beholds thee in all thy perfection;

And to the pale snout of a temperate ass

Entertains the profoundest objection.

(For a turkey-cock’s neck one might surely mistake thee:

Why there’s many a well-to-do fellow

Can’t boast such a nose! what a time it must take thee

To get to a colouring so mellow.)

For a big-bellied glass is the palette I use,