(With convivial compliments to Mr. James Molloy.)

The Derby’s here, and I’m getting grey,

By Jove I’m fifty if I’m a day;

But through dust and sun, I like my fun

As the cab rolls on.

So we, that is Jones my friend and I,

Have each to our wives made this reply:

“Yes, we’re going,—like two staid elderly men,

But don’t mean, my dear, to do it again.”

And its always the same! Serious tones,—