’Twill be my pride to hear thee say,
“I have enjoy’d my chop, to-day.”
Come, dine with me; yes, dine with me;
Dine, dine, dine, with me, &c.
——:o:——
Don’t Dye your Hair when you Grow Old.
(Parody on “Silver Threads among the Gold.”)
Don’t dye your hair when you grow old,
Or you surely will be sold,
As I found myself one day