’Twill be my pride to hear thee say,

“I have enjoy’d my chop, to-day.”

Come, dine with me; yes, dine with me;

Dine, dine, dine, with me, &c.

——:o:——

Don’t Dye your Hair when you Grow Old.

(Parody on “Silver Threads among the Gold.”)

Don’t dye your hair when you grow old,

Or you surely will be sold,

As I found myself one day