I’ll try a bottle of hair dye;

Out I rush’d, and hurried back

With a bottle labell’d black.

When I’d rubb’d it on my head,

I look’d beautiful, folks said,

But when I’d embraced dear Grace

I found out I’d dyed her face.

Don’t dye your hair, &c.

And in the morning, I declare,

Bright magenta was my hair.