Oh, dear; what can the matter be?

Oh, dear; what can this chatter be?

Oh, dear; what can this clatter be?

Why, Joseph’s so very much out.

Truth. July 15, 1886.

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Randy Randolph Churchill O!

A new version of an old Scotch favourite, suggested by recent events, and dedicated to the Standard.

Kick him now the bold outlaw,

Randy Randolph Churchill O!