It sims the Exchequer can loosen a noose

Which the law too cruelly ties, mon;

So Looshington cried, “Ye’ve foond a mare’s nest,

We weesh ye much joy o’ the prize, mon;

’Tes a vera new grievance, but are o’ the best,

Whan the Trasury snubs the Excisemon.”

The Broom is commonly pawkie enoo;

Boot was, faith, ilka night, not a wise mon,

Ef he thought in the coontry, to make a hubboo,

Wi’ a mossion aboot an Excisemon;