Where’s Alderman Lawrence’s soul-soothing voice?

And where, O ye Graces, is Evelyn Ashley?

Like Villon’s fair Echo, “beheld of no man”

Any more in the House; mute as Lesbia’s dumb pet,

Departed to Limbo the weary and wan,

With Lawson’s Joe Millers and Thomasson’s trumpet.

Where’s Briggs? Who’d suspect ’neath his Cymon-like air,

A consuming desire to coquet with the Muse hid?

Where poor “Toots” McIver? where’s Elliot? and where

Is Sir Patrick O’Brien, the luscious and lucid?