Whililoo, hi ho! Faith they all enlist, ye know,

Though their ructions and their shindies fail to charm me,

Bad language, howls, and hate put an end to fair debate,

In the “Ballyhooly” Parliamentary Army.

The Spayker, honest soul, finds they’re quite beyond control,

Discussion takes a most extinded radius,

It’s about as fine and clear as the stalest ginger-beer.

But the “bhoys,” they never seem to find it “tadyious.”

And what is worse, to-day all the Army march one way,

That is in being ructious and unruly,