Where the next convention would be held, but Chicago bore us down:

The copper bottomed stomachs of their Statesmen held out well

And to us the merry gurgle of each bottle was a knell,

Who could hope against such talent the convention to secure—

Hope to make our sham Democracy o’ercome their Simon pure!

No—the contest was a hopeless one—defeat has made me weak!

And I ne’er shall see St. Louis— St. Louis by the creek.

His trembling voice grew faint and hoarse—he motioned for a drink,

His eyes assumed a home-like look, he even ceased to blink;

His comrade mixed a cocktail, but the spark of life had fled—