Who lost his rating, mates, indeed, O,

At last Spithead Review.

Our eighty-tonner was a beauty—

All flaws, like pewter soft:

Tom fired it—for it was his duty—

And now he’s gone aloft.

“True to the core,” was poor Tom’s motto:

He swore he’d fire the gun,

His mates hung round and begged him not to,

His Poll cried “Tom, ha’ done!”