The flashing armoured cruiser!

And now let’s hope that wars may cease,

And power enforce a lasting peace,

Making a strife upon the seas

Absurd, with the armoured cruiser.

Isaac Read.

Parody Competition in The Weekly Dispatch, July 31, 1887.

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The British Ass.

(Roared by Sheriff Nicolson in a Den of Scientific Lions at Edinburgh during the visit of the British Association to that city in August, 1871.)