Then, la! how they giggle to win my regards,

And I hear them all say, “He’s a gent in the Guards!”

I can sing a flash song, I can blow on the horn,

I like sherry cobblers—am fond of Cremorne;

I love the Cellarius, the Polka I dance,

And I’m rather attached to a party from France.

This gal I adore, is a creature divine,

Though deucedly partial to lobsters and wine;

She was struck with my figure, and caught with a hook,

For I took her to visit “my uncle the Duke.”