Whence I drive with my wife in our nightly-jobbed flies.

Home, home, sweet home,

Be it ever so humdrum,

There’s no place like home!

O woe to the morning when, foolishly vain,

I gazed on my wife in the shopkeeper’s pane;

It was only a carte—but with anger I foam

When I think how it’s carted us both from our home.

Home, home, sweet home,

Be it ever so “homey”