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Though often we stumble, there’s nothing like law!
There’s a charm in the wig, there’s a grace in the gown,
And say what they will, ’tis the best trade in town.
Law, law, cheap, cheap law,
There’s no trade like law; there’s no trade like law.
For counsel-at-law clients whistle in vain,
“Oh, give us our wasted retainers again;
The bright, golden guineas we paid at your call,
Give us these, and the ‘Fees on Brief,’ greater than all.”