Whatever else may be overthrown;

And let fond hands your each seat refit,

Pit of the Haymarket, Haymarket Pit!

Pit of the Haymarket, beautiful Haymarket Pit!

Truth. Christmas Number, 1884.

(Old Play-goers still remember, with a sigh, that in the palmy days of Buckstone’s management, the Haymarket Pit was the most comfortable in London.)


The Mock Turtle sighed deeply, and began, in a voice sometimes choked with sobs, to sing this:—

Beautiful soup, so rich and green,

Waiting in a hot tureen!