I’m very sad at heart, doctor,

To think you hate me so;

And why you call me names, doctor,

I really do not know.

You shouldn’t use such naughty words

About your once dear friend;

Oh! why not, for dear Tichborne’s sake,

Let this sad difference end?

Chorus. Won’t you tell me why, doctor, &c., &c.

We’ve both pressed Roger’s hand, doctor,