I’d never sigh for the sense of a Pliny,

(Who cares for sense at St. James’s in June?)

I’d be a parody made by a ninny,

And sung in the Strand by the light of the moon.

Oh, could I pick up a thought or a stanza,

I’d take a flight on another bard’s wings

Turning his rhymes into extravaganza,

Laugh at his harp—and then pilfer its strings!

When a poll-parrot can croak the cadenza

A nightingale loves, he supposes he sings!